Long Beach Hash House Harriers

Triple Threat
Run #1930

Date:
Thursday, 8/15/19, 6:30 PM
Start:
4600 Long Beach Blvd, Long Beach, CA 90805
Hares:
Spitty Spitty Gangbang; Dr Strange Glove; Phallus in Porno land
From the hares:

Major T.J. "King" Kong's trail tips:

Well, hashers, I reckon this is it. Nuclear combat...toe to toe with the Roosskies. Either that or a shitty trail! And I got a fair idea...the kinda personal emotions that some of you hashas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's 'bout nuclear combat...I mean 'bout hashing.

Survival kit contents check:

Eagles: one flashlight; one forty-five caliber automatic; two pairs of shoes; one pair of strange gloves; five hundred pennies in rubles; two liters of water; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one beer mug; one drug issue containing antibiotics, grain alcohol, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one whistle; three pair of hash stockings.

Turkeys: I been to one world's fair, a picnic, and a rodeo and this is the stupidest trail you'll ever run. Bring your canines, but youngsta's in strollers better left at home.

ON ON: I tell you something else, if this trail turns out to be half as shitty as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important down-downs and libations when this thing's over with. Rendevous at Knoll's restaurant: 4354 Atlantic Ave, Long Beach, CA 90807 , Kitch'n closes at 10 PM, Bar at 11 PM!

On-on:
4354 Atlantic Ave, Long Beach, CA 90807