Dingleberry Rock
(Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock")
By: The Great Salt Lick and HiSpeed Copulator
Dingleberries, dingleberries, dingleberries stick
Dingleberries cling, and dingleberries sting,
Pulling and tugging and wiping my butt,
Ripping dingleberries off my nuts.
Get them off, dingleberries,
Clean off your balls,
Check all around the cock
Primp it and plump it and fluff it all up,
That's the dingleberry,
That's the dingleberry,
That's the dingleberry Rock!
Fuck Her on Her Hands and Knees
(Sung to the tune of "Hark the Herald Angels Sing")
By: The Great Salt Lick and HiSpeed Copulator
Fuck her on her hands and knees
Glory to the Backdoor King
Piece of ass and pussy wild
Rubbers to prevent a child
Joyful, oh ye stiff dick rise
Slip it in between her thighs
With orgasmic thrusts he came
Mounting her like wild game
Fuck her on her hands and knees
Glory to the Backdoor King
GIVE IT A BLOW
(Let it Snow)
Well the weather outside is frightful,
But my dick is so delightful.
If you really want to see it grow,
Give it a blow, give it a blow, give it a blow,
It doesn't show signs of stopping,
My dick is ready for hopping,
If you want a really good show,
Give it a blow, give it a blow, give it a blow.
When it's time to kiss good-night,
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
Be careful now don't you bite,
With your tongue, you can keep it warm.
The fire is slowly dying,
And my dear, we're still good-byeing,
But as long as you want me so,
Give it a blow, give it a blow, give it a blow!
THE RESTROOM DOOR SAID GENTLEMEN
(God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
The restroom door said Gentlemen So I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized,
I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, Turned and found the place was occupied,
By three nuns, two old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse,
Than three nuns, two old ladies and a nurse.
The restroom door said Gentlemen It must have been a gag,
Because as soon as I walked in,
I ran into a hag.
She sprayed me with a can of mace, And hit me with her bag.
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.
What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said Gentlemen And I would like to find,
The crummy little creep Who had the nerve to switch the sign.
Because now I've got two black eyes,
High heels up my behind.
Now I'll never sit in comfort or joy.
Oh boy!
Now I'll never sit in comfort or joy.
WALKIN' 'ROUND IN WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR
(Walking in a Winter Wonderland)
Lacy things the wife is missin,
Didn't ask for her permission,
I'm wearin her clothes - silk panty hose, Walkin round in women's underwear.
In the store there's a teddy,
With little straps like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight like handcuffs at night, Walkin round in women's
underwear.
In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown,
He'll say are you ready, I'll say whoa man,
Let's wait until the wife is out of town.
Later on if you wanna,
We can dress like Madonna,
Put on some eye shade and join the parade
Walkin round in women's underwear.
Lacy things the wife is missin,
Didn't ask for her permission,
Wearin her clothes - silk panty hose,
Walkin round in women's underwear,
Walkin round in women's underwear,
Walkin round in women's underwear!